On occasion, my roommate Nicole decides to have a little bit too much fun at night. When she arrives home, sometimes she doesn't make it to her bed and chooses to spend the rest of the night on the floor. Tonight was one of those nights. Nicole was on the floor, and I felt compelled to help her out and to move her on to her bed so she could rest in peace. However, Nicole is a lot larger than I am. I mean, a LOT larger! I tried with all my might to move her napping body, but it seemed as if I was only pushing, shoving, lifting, and pulling in vain. Finally I collapse in exhaustion next to her g... Show more