I came over to tell my friend Fred about the funny experience I had at a friend's birthday party the day before. A at the birthday party said he me to follow orders from whoever says the word "mango." Of course I didn't believe him and I wanted to tell Fred how funny it was. Still, though, we were a little curious... Fred decided to try it out, just to make sure it was fake. To his surprise, though, I immediately snapped to attention. Once Fred realized what had happened, he decided to humiliate me. One moment I'm a cat, the next moment I'm a giraffe. Then I strip topless and pretend I'm a n... Show more