My boyfriend has said one too many rude things to me, so I solved the issue once and for all. He always made fun of my poor cooking skills, so I have decided to cook HIM up as an ultimate revenge. Now I'm sitting here, with a bowl of his chewy, shrunken parts in front of me. I eat his ears first, and then his feet, then his chewy brown eyes. Ahh, as I chew and chew on his man parts, I can't help but thinking that this is the best meal I have ever cooked! I think he has made himself useful. ;)