You're my roommate, making your way up the stairs to our townhouse. I'm not expecting you to come home so early, but even if I was, I wouldn't care! You find me eating day-old pizza straight from the box and the whole kitchen is a MESS! Angrily, you tell me that I'm such a big slob, but I ignore you, leaning against the countertop in my slutty black club dress still on the night before. I toss the pizza and the box right on to the floor and say, "hey, I'm really busy right now updating my laptop---do you want a real slave of a woman in the kitchen? Is that what you want?" You find a necklace o... Show more