I enter into the living room where you're waiting for me. I just got back from a long jog and I have already pulled off my stinky running shirt. I'm just in my sweat-drenched tennis shoes and my sweatpants. I plop myself down on the couch across from where you're sitting. You ask me to take off my stinky shoes and smell my socks and my smelly feet for you. I bitch about how weird and gross that is, but you're persistent and I know that I must eventually obey you. I sniff and I make faces before you have me blowing my big toe HARD! I blow it for over five minutes, sucking my two big toes off in... Show more