I walk up to you with two flutes of a celebratory I'm in my nerdy glasses, a dress shirt, a tie, and my black work pants. "I just got the good news! After of research, the FDA approved our medicine and we are going to change lives! I got you a drink because you've been helping me over the years with all the research and testing. Let's toast!" I tell you with a huge smile on my face. We both have our drink and that's when I realize that I screwed up. You see, I thought I was giving you a drink laced with a special chemical I have been developing, but I accidentally switched the drinks and I hav...

I walk up to you with two flutes of a celebratory I'm in my nerdy glasses, a dress shirt, a tie, and my black work pants. "I just got the good news! After of research, the FDA approved our medicine and we are going to change lives! I got you a drink because you've been helping me over the years with all the research and testing. Let's toast!" I tell you with a huge smile on my face. We both have our drink and that's when I realize that I screwed up. You see, I thought I was giving you a drink laced with a special chemical I have been developing, but I accidentally switched the drinks and I have given myself the potion! I sit down, feeling woozy as you watch me, wondering what is the matter. I don't realize that you have stayed to watch me, and i have the most awkward, dramatic moment of my life! I admit that I have given myself a dose of the age regression formula meant for you! I try to fight to effects of the chemicals, but I know that it is too late. You watch in amazement as I begin to feel the potion kick in. The was meant for you, after all, so that all of the glory of our new could be mine, but it has backfired terribly! i take off my glasses, tie, shirt, pants and shoes to try to fight the potion. As I twist and turn, I wake up as a younger version of myself. I'm bratty and I'm worried that I'm going to miss prom! "Did I do my math homework? Why am I naked? Where's my prom date?" I ask my young self. Then the potion kicks in some more, and I mentally become even younger! I wake up with the brain of a, pouty, confused, and looking for my step-mommy. I need help putting on my diaper because I have to go potty so bad and I don't know where it is. "Step-Mommy! I need help with this nappie! Fine! I'll put it on myself!" I whimper as I attach my diaper to my tiny, thin body. I am wearing my cute 101 Dalmatians dress and I roll around on the floor confused. I keep crying out for my step-mommy and saying that I have to peepee, yelling "I'm going to have an accident!" Then it happens, my mentally young brain makes me pee a long stream of peepee into my open diaper and you watch in amazement at how well my age regression work. I completely fill the diaper with my yellow tinkle and I cry out some more for my step-mommy, then I nap some more and become even younger! When I come to, I am a nake little baby, rolling around on the floor. I find some baby toys and I chomp on them, giggling and playing with my little feet. Then I suck on my binky and hug my teddy bear, completely unaware that not too long ago I was a famous scientist working for a major pharmaceutical company. I suck on more plastic baby teething toys until I get angry and have a little baby tantrum. Once my playing is done, I curl up with my binky and my teddy bear and I fall resting, remaining a baby forever!