I am sitting in a silk blouse with a sexy black pencil skirt and black pumps. I want to look all nice and grown up for this special talk I'm going to have with you. I call for you to come over and you sit down in front of me. "I have something for you---chocolate!" You enjoy the treat and then I settle back into the couch, making sure that you swallowed every bit of the chocolate. THEN, I start with a complaint: "you are always making fun of my size, bossing me around, calling me 'short stack' and 'string bean,' joking about how small I am and how I look like a . You always tease me and never ...

I am sitting in a silk blouse with a sexy black pencil skirt and black pumps. I want to look all nice and grown up for this special talk I'm going to have with you. I call for you to come over and you sit down in front of me. "I have something for you---chocolate!" You enjoy the treat and then I settle back into the couch, making sure that you swallowed every bit of the chocolate. THEN, I start with a complaint: "you are always making fun of my size, bossing me around, calling me 'short stack' and 'string bean,' joking about how small I am and how I look like a . You always tease me and never let me forget that I'm a petite woman, and I have had it with you!" Well, this probably is about to be fixed, and the best way to express what I'm about to do to you is to read a poem from "The Witches." The poem ends with, "all at once, all in trice, there are no more ONLY MICE!" I think you're ready to be transformed--that's right!--into a tiny little mouse. Now you will forever know how it feels to be small. The chocolate I gave you was not ordinary chocolate, in fact, you should be feeling the changes starting now! Ah, look at you shrinking, sprouting eats, teeth, fur! I describe the full transformation in great detail while giggling and making fun of you. You better behave now, or else I might feed you to my snake! And just so you know, this is irreversible. Squeak squeak!