Gentlemen do not try this at home, most of us do not live in a universe where you order a masseuse and a busty 20 year named Blair comes to your home and is all too willing to tend to your body parts in every way possible. Fortunately for this 50 year old guy, he lives in such a universe where this kind of thing happens.

Blair's Kelp reviews are off the charts but what's also high is her price per session. However her new client is about to discover that she brings "a lot" to the table...