As you anticipate the number that will appear on the scale, I want to talk about how massive I am. Remind you how I am the perfect girl to feed and fatten.

I've really been taking my sedentary lifestyle to new heights this month. Lounging around and stuffing myself has been a real treat for me and my figure. I've become so accustomed to a spoiled lifestyle, it's not only keeping all that I've gained packed on - it's helping me gain even more.

With so much of my life taken care of for me and few responsibilities, I can indulge. I've discovered that getting "too fat" is a th...

As you anticipate the number that will appear on the scale, I want to talk about how massive I am. Remind you how I am the perfect girl to feed and fatten.

I've really been taking my sedentary lifestyle to new heights this month. Lounging around and stuffing myself has been a real treat for me and my figure. I've become so accustomed to a spoiled lifestyle, it's not only keeping all that I've gained packed on - it's helping me gain even more.

With so much of my life taken care of for me and few responsibilities, I can indulge. I've discovered that getting "too fat" is a thing of the past because there's always an amount of money to make me comfortable. You've worked hard to make sure I'm fat and cared for, so getting fatter this month has been easy.

I crave a snack before stepping on the scale and waddle over to the fridge for some whipped cream. Squirting it into my greedy mouth, I probably finished half the can. Now let's see what I weigh...