Oh, there you are! You were trying to hide from me after I shrunk you down to miniature size. I had your parents pay me to watch you and the house while they were out of town because they don't trust you at all. The whole time I have been here all you do is whine, complain, and be a real jerk to me. I couldn't help but use my magic witchy powers and "poof" you down to a manageable size.

With most brats who act like you, it doesn't get to this. I usually just duct tape them to the wall, but you, you're different. You looked mighty tasty, and I need a delicious snack right now. I am ... Show more