It's my birthday, and I thought we would celebrate biblically. Unlike the bible, though, and its references to birthdays, no one will get hurt, though. So instead, I am going to have you commit sexual sin and Idolatry! That's right; you are going to worship me as your new god while you blaspheme to orgasm. Start stroking to your Jezebel because we are about to get wicked and make you break one of the ten commandments, all in My and Satan's name!

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