I had such a fantastic afternoon with friends, but I am afraid to say that I ate WAY too much cake. For some people, this wouldn't matter much, but for me, it's a matter of life or gassing someone out of existence. I know I shouldn't eat wheat products, but it's my birthday, so I decided to live a little! Boy was I going to pay for it.

I was waiting around for my friends because we had plans to go out when I started getting almost stomach cramps. You know the kind. I decided to try and let all the farts out before our meet uptime. Fart after fart, I was tooting up a flatulent storm... Show more