Hey babe, I know that I really messed up your birthday cake. It tasted horrible, and for that I am going to punish you and make it up to you. I even put my exboyfriend's sneakers on, the one you hate, to mess them up and make you happy. I am going to pour 3 buckets of cake batter on my head to start. A layer of green slime, blue, and finally pink. I know to make it up to you even more you'd want me to pie myself in the face. I have four cream pies. Two lime, and two chocolate. I hope you can forgive me after I get all messy for you. I know how much you hated your cake.