I would have probably never have remembered you if you hadn't joined our class reunion group. That is all it took, though, for the memories to come flooding back. The memories of you being humiliated in from of the entire school for having such a small dick. I am here to remind you of that time, too, by telling you about the times you've tried to forget over the years, like when you were humiliated by the whole cheerleader squad, how we spread your pictures and made fun of you! It's up to you if you want to show your face at the reunion, but I wouldn't recommend it, loser!