You're going out with your lover, your girlfriend, or even your wife this Valentine's Day, but we both know that's not where you want to be. The whole time you're on your date, you will be thinking of one thing: Dick. Big, fat, throbbing dick, and how great it would be to have one in your mouth. That's all you ever think about anymore, getting that "D." You could care less about your wife or girlfriend. That is something you have always craved.

Well, I am here to tell you it's ok, and you need to get yourself some Dick this Valentine's Day. Ditch your wife, your girlfriend, and go ... Show more