You have come to me because you heard I have the skills in the Dark Arts to grant numerous wishes and cast black magic spells to get you precisely what you want. You are tired of women complaining that you lack in length and girth and you want me to cast a spell that will wow the ladies and makes you a god in the bedroom.

You forget, of course, that every magic spell has some adverse effects and that while I might seem like a good witch, I have an extremely dark sinister side when it comes to me. I start casting the spell, calling on the Goddess of Darkness to make you int your tru... Show more