Dirty tube socks. Look at how dirty they are! They are so stained and dirty from all the years of wearing them in my boots during winter. I bet you would just love to have them in your face, wouldn't you? To take in their sweaty smelly aroma?.They are so stinky. You should just worship them. Worship these stinky, dirty tube socks.You want to be my dirty sock slave, don't you?