My new boyfriend is an absolute gem. He knows what kind of gifts to give me, and he proves his devotion this Christmas with an incredible treat. I am presented with a little box and have no idea what's inside. I shake it a little, and there seems to be something in it making faint noises. What could it be?

I then open it up and find what appears to be a tiny little pudgy man dressed as an elf! It is you, my ex-boyfriend! My new beaux had sent a service after you to find you, shrink you down, and make you the perfect Holiday treat. The best part is, is that whatever they have been f... Show more