I was doing my usual morning updates, and I heard a knock at the door. I wasn't expecting anyone to come by and no one texts me that they were here, so I went downstairs to see who it was. I opened the door and saw two bible thumpers standing on my porch. These men said they wanted to "save me." Little did they know that they were the ones that needed saving. I invite them into my home so they can "preach their good word" and shrink them both!

They quickly realize that they're in their armageddon that ends with me eating the witnesses. Now, usually, I like playing with my food, toy... Show more