My bf and I were getting ready for Halloween, and he had been feeding me candy all day long. I love candy, too. I love milk chocolate and anything with sugar, but there's one problem. My body doesn't process sugar very well, so I end up getting super gassy! I think he knew this, though, since he sat there and watched as I decorated and let my farts rip, and rip they did. I couldn't help it!

I had been trying to hold it in all day but to no avail. I had to let the farts out. I could see by the look on my boyfriend's face that this is precisely what he had planned. Load me up with su... Show more