My roommate is constantly taking up space on the couch and anywhere else he feels like laying his head. He picked the wrong day for a nap on the couch this time!

I see him napping and I know I have been super gassy all day. I have been on a strict vegan food kick, and boy does it make Me fart like crazy! I walk on over him and kind of rest my gassy butt on his head, he doesn't really budge, so I tap him and let a big one rip so the first thing he smells and hears is a big raunchy fart right in his face! I can't help but laugh as I pay him back for his passout sessions.

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