I was at a session with one of my regular clients. We were talking about his embarrassment about certain situations, when something more embarrassing than he has ever talked about, happened to me. I had eaten a big chef salad for lunch, you know the kind, when my stomach started fiercely rumbling and gas started building up.

I couldn't hold back any longer. I was really trying to maintain a professional amount of composure, but I just had to fart! At first I just lifted my but up in the chair and let a little toot out, but that was not enough. My billowing belly needed all the flat... Show more