I open the door to find a package on my doorstep. I wonder what it could be? My latest snack surely hadn't arrived that quickly. I put it on my coffee table and open it up. Of course, the packaging tape has to fight me a bit because I am just so excited! When I finally get it open, there lies a sweet man morsel treat! He looks so delicious and ready for his destiny, my belly!

I take him out of the package and examine his plump little body. It's chubby, sweet and scarred looking! I can tell how frightened he is from that salty glow he has on his skin. That's no matter, though, I lic... Show more