I know how much you like my armpit hair. I have actually been growing it out just for you. You love my armpit hair. I know you want to get your tongue all over it and lick it. It is so long you can even pull it. You love watching me run my fingers through it. I bet you want me to grow it super long, don't you? I know you want both these hairy pits right in your face. I bet you want to smell them too. Smell how natural they are. I bet you'd love to smell them after a long day of not wearing deodorant. They're so fragrant and sweaty. Take big deep breaths. Enhail my hairy armpit smell...