What are you doing? Are you staring at my dirty feet? They're so filthy from all the barefoot walking around I've done in this hotel room. Who knows what's on them! Go ahead and worship all of these pretty piggies, dirty wrinkled soles, high arches, and meaty dirty heels. I'm just going to ignore you, dirty foot loser. They better be clean when I am done, lest I tire of you before then.