I know two things you can't live without, and one is a big ol' whiff of inhalants. You love letting them get into your head. The other thing you can't live without is these pretty stubbly pits. You want to smell them, smell their sweet aroma and let lit filter up to your nose just like your favorite inhalants — their sweet aroma mesmerizing you just like my pits.

Today you're going to sniff for these pits. You are going to breathe it in, just as if it was my pits right in your face and not only that bottle. These pits and that aroma is going to make you weak, weak for pit worship. ... Show more