I just got home from the gym and plopped down on my sofa. I have been wearing these old, funky gym shoes because I can't find my other ones, and since I just did an intense workout, my boots are pretty damn ripe. I bet you can't smell them, the odor permeating the air and I haven't even taken them off yet, but don't you worry, I will, and I am going to make you sniff them, lick the dirt off their soles, and then move on to my smelly socks.

Most people don't know this, but I have a terrible sense of smell, so if I smell the sweat coming from my feet, well, that means it is odorous! ... Show more