What is that thing? I know you me away from this holiday party to show me your "big candycane", but you cant seriously think that is huge?! That has to be the smallest dicklette ever. You know what is the more appropriate size candy cane likeness to your clitty dick? This tiny miniature candy cane! That's right, your dick is this small. It is so pathetic! How can you even want to show anyone that tiny thing?! Ha ha! Small mini candy cane dick loser, that's what you are!