Oh, good! You're awake! Your parents gave me the key to the house so I can check on you. The still don't trust you to be a good boy even though you are now of age. I noticed that you came home really late last night from what I can only assume is another night out with the boys. You know that your parents would strongly disapprove of this behavior, and since they entrusted me with your safekeeping, I plan on making it impossible for this to happen again.

Oh, it looks like there's a wet spot in your bed! You wouldn't want me to call up your parents and tell them you were out partyin... Show more