We had a long day. First, we went out to that cafe to have some fun tasty food. I know you loved the atmosphere and how crowded it was. I then got up to sit on your lap, and when I did, I let out the biggest, most obnoxious fart ever! You were so embarrassed, and all I could do was laugh. You were so embarrassed. You asked the waiter to box up our food and decided it would be best if we just finished lunch in the park. Too bad for you, though! You had no idea I'd be farting on you all day long! Loud, RUDE, obnoxious farts that made you the most embarrassing date ever.

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