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Pizza. I have a love/hate relationship with it. As much as I love going out and eating a delicious cheese packed doughy slice, or whole ie, I always have to suffer the consequences after. You had no idea what the pizza and that gluten laden crust would do to me.

We get back to my house and are relaxing on the couch enjoying the feeling of full bellies when it hits me. The GAS! I have to fart so bad that, even though we just started dating, I have to rip one through my too tight jeans! I think that if I just let all th... Show more