We have been together for a while, but I don't think I realized how much our relationship doesn't work until quarantine. You are always complaining about everything, from my stay at home wardrobe to my cleaning practices, and my home cooking. I think it is safe to say that we should not be together, which is why you are finding yourself in this current predicament.

I know that after I finished off all the ham from Easter, we had a lack of meat in the house, and since you're so awful, I thought the best breakup method during this time would be just to shrink you down, season you to ... Show more