Roommate, you have been such a pain this whole quarantine. You haven't been cleaning up after yourself, you've been passive-aggressive, and the worst of it all, well, you haven't had rent for me! I know you received your stimulus check and have been working, so there is no excuse for me to have to pay all the rent again. I am so annoyed that I can only think of one solution to this problem, and that's to evict you!

I know the courts are closed still, so I am going to take matters into my own hands, or mouth. I am going to eat you. I have already shrunk you down to the perfect size ... Show more