You have always been close to us, and we feel that you can talk to us about anything. We are very disappointed, though, since receiving a phone call from your now ex-girlfriend about your behavior. We think that you need to change your ways, and after hearing about your abhorrent behavior and what you have been making your poor girlfriend deal with, we decided it is time for us to intervene. We decided just to throw out the whole "man" and start over. How are we going to do that, you ask?

Well, we are going to be fully regressing you. You will no longer be a man who is allowed to d... Show more