Thank you so much for the great dinner, step-son, but it seems to have made me extremely bloated and full of gas. I am not sure if it was the baked beans or all those smoked meats that are to blame, but one thing I do know is I need to let it out!

I know you don't mind either. I suspect that you knew this was what would happen to me since I catch you staring every time I fart and you smile as the smell fills the room. Don't think I haven't stumbled upon your fart porn collection in the past. Since you like it so much, I am going to let it all out in front of you so you can smell ev... Show more