Hello step-son, after an awful step-mother's day, again, I had no choice but to shrink you down to the size of a pea. After all these years you would think that I would receive some sort of gratitude from you after putting up with you all these years. That you would want to please the one who gave you life, but I see my hopes are for naught. You will never change. Which is why I decide to make you my Step-Mother's Day dinner. If you can't treat me to some nice food, well, you might as well be the food.

I am not going to swallow you whole though. No, no! I am going to put you in my ... Show more