I went to the fridge to get a tiny man snack and you were nowhere to be found! I look all over the apartment I am crashing, at and lo and behold, I find you underneath the couch. I know you are just trying to escape my warm mouth and your fate. I knew you wouldn't get far from me. You're so cute and extremely delectable! I can't just let a sweet man morsel like yourself go! I have the perfect recipe and you are going to be my appetizer.

Just thinking about it has made me so hungry. Swallowing you whole and feeling you go down into my stomach. I am so hungry I can't wait! There's no... Show more