Caroline Pierce and I are relaxing in front of my sheer curtains, chatting about the view, and catching up when we see the curtains move. The movement startled us. Was there a ghost? What was going on? We open the curtains and reveal you, an unwanted little guest. We aren't even sure how you snuck into my room or how long you have been sitting there enjoying the view of our perfect feet. All we know is that we are now really going to mess with you since you invaded our private space.

While we decide your fate, we make you worship our dirty hotel room feet, making you lick every tin... Show more