What is it about edging that turns you into such a mindless drone? Is it pushing yourself to the brink for hours? Is it the overwhelming sensations that cloud your mind? Whatever keeps you there, I want you to keep going. Endless gooning, endless jerking. Being guided by my commands, making gooning even better for you. You have a purpose now. So EDGE. GOON . REPEAT!

What is it about edging that turns you into such a mindless drone? Is it pushing yourself to the brink for hours? Is it the overwhelming sensations that cloud your mind? Whatever keeps you there, I want you to keep going. Endless gooning, endless jerking. Being guided by my commands, making gooning even better for you. You have a purpose now. So EDGE. GOON . REPEAT!