Wink has a new roommate, and this roommate has been very courteous. Yup, this one never eats Wink's food, and most certainly does NOT rummage thru Wink's panty drawer when Wink is not home. All of Wink's previous roommates did that, effin' pervs! But not this roommate, nope, this one's perfect.

PERFECTLY BORING!!! Wink's new roommate's good behavior is keeping Wink HUNGRY!

How is Wink going to eat her roommates with no good justification for doing so? I mean, you can't just go around swallowing people that don't annoy you, can you?

Wink feels like she could just f... Show more