You are less than an inch tall, you need money and there's not much you can do. Face it, you can't be picky. So, desperate, you answer an ad for a clown looking for a partner. You thought it might be fun, ya know, cuz it's a clown... but the job she wants you to do is to preform acrobatic tricks while dangling from a thread, inside her mouth. Well, I guess you have to because you can, and because you need the money. Just hold on to that thread... it get's slippery when drenched in saliva.