At first I just think I need to fart, so I open up right in your face and let one out. But for some reason it did not bring much relief, no matter how hard I push nothing more comes out. Still feeling bloated I rush to the toilet where I find that I had a log stuck in there, something I know you love. I push it out into the toilet as you watch and listen to it hit the water. I have a feeling you would lick me clean if I would let your sick little self near my Perfect Ass. You'll just have to settle for the leftovers on the toilet paper.