Alright you caught me, I completely forgot about our date tonight, honey. I also forgot you'd be coming home early to prepare beforehand. Silly me. Packing? Oh, this? Right. Remember that little vacay we talked about having? Some sunny island somewhere. Well, I'm going, but not with you. Ugh, I had planned on writing a letter but you're right (for once) face to face is better. I'm leaving you for a man who knows how to treat a girl right. Bigger income, more time for me and one other thing....oh yeah he has a massive cock. Look, I know I married you and we're supposed to live happily ever af... Show more