I know a loser like you will be all alone on Valentine's Day so I'm giving you the amazing opportunity to spend the time with Me (virtually of course!)
I'll be your Vday date on several conditions. You can sit there and jerk to Me in My sexy, black and revealing lingerie ONLY if you eat your cum when you're through. That's right, eat it! And I'm going to call you all kinds of names and laugh at you the whole time you jerk. You had to pay a woman for a date and now I'm going to prove just what kinda beta bitch you are!