I invite you over to My dorm to smoke but the joke's on you! Some college folk dared Me to hang out with you! I don't want to come off as a gal who can't take a dare so I oblige.

I explain the reality when you arrive. I'm only in a dusty rose colored bodysuit and it is QUITE see-through. I blow smoke in your bewildered face and laugh at you as I ignore you, don't offer you ANY maryjane and proceed to go about My day as if you are invisible.

How humiliating but you're so turned on! you really are a loser aren't you?!