Hey honey, we need to talk. I love the gifts you've gotten for Me and I really appreciate the time we've spent together for the past year. But there's something I MUST tell you.
Remember that office Christmas party you took Me to? I looked so good that night. I totally impressed your boss and coworkers. I especially got the attention of one. You know who I'm talking about. Tyrone. He's actually the reason I disappeared for an hour. Lot's of things happened and I'm going to tell you the juicy details.
But this brings Me to the point of this (albeit one-sided) discussion. I know it's ... Show more