I wake up early having to go number one and two. I almost pee on myself before sitting down and releasing all of my urine, accidentally farting at the same time. I relax and start going number two, only to tear my butthole a tiny bit, making it hurt when I wipe. I turn sideways so you can watch me wiping, and when I am done I bend over and wipe one more time, showing you ho clean I am.

I wake up early having to go number one and two. I almost pee on myself before sitting down and releasing all of my urine, accidentally farting at the same time. I relax and start going number two, only to tear my butthole a tiny bit, making it hurt when I wipe. I turn sideways so you can watch me wiping, and when I am done I bend over and wipe one more time, showing you ho clean I am.