I just woke up and my tummy still hurts. I rush to the bathroom and immediately start going number two when I sit down on the toilet. I pause for a second so I can pee, and then continue farting and going number two. I burp a little bit because of indigestion. I wipe and show you the contents on the paper a couple times before bending over to show you my dirty butthole and wipe for you up close. I purse my butthole so it opens and closes, causing my bladder to release more pee right in front of the camera.