I really should know better, but I cannot help it. I love eating spicy foods, despite what it does to my body. I wake up with cramps, and rush to the toilet before I explode. The potty starts pouring out of me, burning my asshole the entire time. It gets really smelly, and takes me awhile to get all the number two out. I have to wipe a lot due to how wet and nasty my number two was. Now my asshole is REALLY sore, and it hurts to walk around and sit down.