I just woke up and go sit on the toilet. My stomach is cramping so bad! It must not be agreeing with what I ate last night. I sit on the toilet in pain, holding my tummy. I slowly and gently squeeze my bowels, farting a little while making plop after plop come out. It is a bit of a struggle, especially when the really painful cramps start happening. I hold my tummy, muttering some curse words and continue trying to go number two. My insides and my asshole all feel like they are on fire! I just want this painful experience to be over with. Wiping hurts, but I know I am finally finished.